Announcing the Fancy-Ass Drinkers Club

Club (noun) – an organization that offers its subscribers certain benefits, as discounts, bonuses, or interest, in return for regular purchases or payments: a book club; a record club; a Fancy Ass Drinkers Club!

Let’s face it, we all want to be accepted, to fit in, and be a part of something bigger then ourselves yet maintain our sense of individuality to be unique. Yes, a little unique snowflake. The struggle is real.

We may have found a solution to this quagmire.

Hop Haus Brewing Company has started its own club. It’s going to be all the rage, a true FAD. The Fancy-Ass Drinkers (F.A.D.) is a members-only club for those who don’t take themselves too seriously.

The details: we have 50 spots in this exclusive club. For $75 your annual membership includes some pretty sweet perks. F.A.D. Members will receive larger pours. All day. Everyday. Instead of drinking a 10ounce (like all those regular folks) you will receive a voluminous 14 ounce pour. Better yet, member pints are 22 ounces of pure Hop Haus deliciousness instead of 16 ounces (like the rest of the world). Plus, all members get fancy ass glassware to drink from (remember that special snowflake thing earlier)! We have custom 22ounce snifters reserved for only F.A.D. Members to use at Hop Haus. All your friends will be jealous. And, if members can manage not to break these glasses, each member will receive a snifter at the end of the member year.

Oh snap, there’s more! All the cool F.A.D kids will also receive a member card. This card entitles members to 10% off all Hop Haus merchandise all year. Hate waiting in line for special releases (like our Black Friday beer)? Members can reserve special release bottles before they are on sale to the public and won’t have to wait in line either. You’re welcome.

But wait, there’s even more. Hop Haus will host 2 member-only parties throughout the year. These events are free to members and will include behind-the-scenes access to our facility, new release tastings, food and other free giveaways.

Heard enough already? Good, I feel like I’m writing an infomercial.

Membership opens 2/1/2018 and the official club kick-off is 3/1/2018. We are only offering 50 spots, and we will sell these online via our merchandise store.  Check for more info. Tell your friends, tell your enemies. All the cool kids are doing it.


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